I'm not sure why I always think that when I drink a caffeinated beverage at lunch time that it will affect me any differently than it does any other time. Suffice it to say that I was up until 1:30am this morning.

In my caffeine-induced insomnia I have had a eureka moment about the way to eliminate the potentially messy papal conclave. All they need is a Sorting Hat. All of the cardinals could gather together and pass around the Sorting Hat. When the new pope is found, the Hat would say, "Pooonnnntiiiiiffff." It sounds feasible to me!